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Anonymous:

I think lesbian chasers are kinda hot, I've had some mindblowing sex with girls who were absolutely fetishizing me, dunno if I should feel good about that or not

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aliceavizandum:

Been right there with you. And honestly? I salute them

drdemonprince:

aliceavizandum:

FEMALE CHASER: you’re like the perfect form. a beautiful blend of man and woman. I used to fantasise about people like you existing. you’re so brave and perfect and you’re my good girl and everything’s going to be okay forever I promise

MALE CHASER: will you dress like my daughter

this is so funny to read as a gay trans masc because my experience happens to be like

Male Chaser: you are an otherworldly creature of pure light. i cant believe i am getting to have sex with you right now. your body and what it can do is incredible. i can barely contain myself. would you like to ride on my sibian for hours while i fetch you various beverages from my fridge.

Female Chaser: *rubbing my arms greasonously like theyre trying to start a fire* I just broke up with my boyfriend and im ready to Experiment

eternal-fractal:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

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and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

frostedbetwixtshadow:

flavoracle:

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

dearbisexual:

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

Reblogging for my own reference later, and in case it benefits anyone else reading this.

@bzagender @blarghyblergh

kittyoverlord:

punishedpoisonwater:

punishedpoisonwater:

I have…

received a jury summons, did not go to selection

received a jury summons, was dismissed at selection

received a jury summons, was an alternate juror

i have served on a jury

i have never received a summons

See Results

not to be that guy but if u vote and u want my undying gratitude plz reblog

To be a bit of a square here:

GO TO JURY DUTY!!!

I work for the public defenders office, and our clients live and die on the make-up of the jury.

You know who always goes to jury duty? Cops and cop-lovers.

Even civil cases can be incredibly important for the people involved.

Be a square - go to jury duty